Hi, my name is Joe.

I'm an artist, inventor and educator.

I'm working on a PhD at UC San Diego, in San Diego.

Contrary to popular theory, I do not work in a button factory, nor did I go anywhere with a gun in my hand.

I think web design is for chumps.

I also think you probably want to go to my blog.

Here's a CV, in PDF format, in case you were a potential employer before you read all my snark.

Hope your day is sparkly!

XOXOX

-jm